My Top Ten TV Crushes (and Who I Would Actually Have Ended Up With)

I know, for someone who is so opposed to letting children watch TV, I do have a lot of TV related posts. We don't even watch all that often ourselves (and only after the kids are soundly sleeping, of course), but sometimes I run out of anything more interesting to write about. It can't always be about kid stuff, right?

21 Jump Street crush: Officer Dennis Booker joined the Jump Street team during season three, and he stole my 13 year old heart at the same time. He was kind of like Tom Hanson, but a little more suave, a little hotter, and with bigger hair. At least in my mind.

Reality: Officer Tom Hanson was a lot like my crush, Dennis Booker. Just a little less suave, a little less hot, and with smaller hair.

Because They're Funnier in Europe, That's Why

Pulling

Brad:  Why can't they make TV shows like this in America?
Me:  I don't know. We should obviously move to England.
Brad:  Perhaps.
Me:  Really?
Brad:  What?
Me:  You always say you could never live there because they have accents and eat strange food.
Brad:  Well I didn't know it was like that over there.
Me:  Seriously?  Let's move!
Brad:  Maybe.
Me:  Come on, you can work in pest control and let your hair grow; I'll become a slag and drink too much. It'll be just like the shows.
Brad:  Uh, that's not exactly what I had in mind.